I like how websites like Tumblr and Twitter call it “followers”
Because, yeah, on youtube people can “subscribe” to you. But it doesn’t compare to being FOLLOWED. When I think “subscribe” I simply think of someone just singing up for some weekly newspaper horoscope or some shit.
But admit it, when you see “______ started following you”,
you fucking feel like Moses.
Let my people reblog.
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- In class: oh yeah i totally get this
- homework: lol what the fuck
- test: lol the fuck
- report card: lol fuck
A comic I just made, pretty accurate I may say :3
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
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My mom: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
My mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I’M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
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I will survive with carpy, weapon of choice would be Third Eye (psychic ability), and I would have a lifetime supply of burritos. I’m okay with this.
I’d survive with Christina, we’d use dancing to defeat the zombies, and we’d have a lifetime supply of nerds.. Yeah, we’re fucked.
I’d survive with Khadi, my weapon would be Mog, and i’d have a lifetime supply of cheese bread. nah we cool
I’d survive with Jimmy, my weapon would be magic cards and I’d have a life-time supply of lamb kebabs..
I’d survive with Gambleman92, my weapon of choice would be Mewtwo, and we’d have a lifetime supply of Wingstop. How fucked am I? I think I just turned into a God.





