I like how websites like Tumblr and Twitter call it “followers”

Because, yeah, on youtube people can “subscribe” to you. But it doesn’t compare to being FOLLOWED. When I think “subscribe” I simply think of someone just singing up for some weekly newspaper horoscope or some shit.

But admit it, when you see “______ started following you”,

you fucking feel like Moses.

Let my people reblog.

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  • In class: oh yeah i totally get this
  • homework: lol what the fuck
  • test: lol the fuck
  • report card: lol fuck
Soooooo beautiful!!! :)))

Soooooo beautiful!!! :)))

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

My mom: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
My mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I’M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU

FOLLOW this blog, get free ham =D

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queezons:

laughcentre:

evrel:

sextactular:

emptysmiles:

I will survive with carpy, weapon of choice would be Third Eye (psychic ability), and I would have a lifetime supply of burritos. I’m okay with this.

I’d survive with Christina, we’d use dancing to defeat the zombies, and we’d have a lifetime supply of nerds..  Yeah, we’re fucked.

I’d survive with Khadi, my weapon would be Mog, and i’d have a lifetime supply of cheese bread. nah we cool

I’d survive with Jimmy, my weapon would be magic cards and I’d have a life-time supply of lamb kebabs..

I’d survive with Gambleman92, my weapon of choice would be Mewtwo, and we’d have a lifetime supply of Wingstop. How fucked am I? I think I just turned into a God.

queezons:

laughcentre:

evrel:

sextactular:

emptysmiles:

I will survive with carpy, weapon of choice would be Third Eye (psychic ability), and I would have a lifetime supply of burritos. I’m okay with this.

I’d survive with Christina, we’d use dancing to defeat the zombies, and we’d have a lifetime supply of nerds..  Yeah, we’re fucked.

I’d survive with Khadi, my weapon would be Mog, and i’d have a lifetime supply of cheese bread. nah we cool

I’d survive with Jimmy, my weapon would be magic cards and I’d have a life-time supply of lamb kebabs..

I’d survive with Gambleman92, my weapon of choice would be Mewtwo, and we’d have a lifetime supply of Wingstop. How fucked am I? I think I just turned into a God.

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